Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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