I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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