I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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