I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
That's how pantless uber rides happen
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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