Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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