1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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