nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
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Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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