Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I AM VODKA MAN
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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