there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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