I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
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margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
i dont even know how to be here
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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