Porn is love you can see.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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