Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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