i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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