She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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