theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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