Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
i tied my phone to a string attached to my bra. i am NOT losing it tonight
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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