The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
it wasn't lemon gatorade
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
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