is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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