no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
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I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
Couch. On fire.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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