If you die in college, do you die in real life?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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