Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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