My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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