I skipped work to stalk him.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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