I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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