A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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