Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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