At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
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good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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