The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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