Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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