i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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