NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
Randomize
