yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
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I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
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Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?