i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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