Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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