There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Randomize
