names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
We don't watch enough power rangers
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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