I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
My parents heard us going at it in their tent. I told my mom it must have been a bear looking for food. I don't think she bought it. She deliberately chose this park because bears haven't been sighted here in years.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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