Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
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This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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