i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
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so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
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You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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