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Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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