I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
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Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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