weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
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Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
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I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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