Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
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