Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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