Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
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Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
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This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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