You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Then he took his girlfriend's fuzzy handcuffs and locked me to their bed. Key is in an unknown location. He's surprisingly idiotic, for being premed.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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