I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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