I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
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Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
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