fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
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I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
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