She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
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Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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