Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
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dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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