yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
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