He asked to "fluff my boner.."
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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