I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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