His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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