All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
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He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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